So I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. Dudes, c’mon… get some new material. I’m on to you…
Here are six lies guys have told me…
- “I can’t date anyone right now. I really need to work on myself.” Oh, ok. That’s why when I came over to your house you had another girl in your bed. You’re right, that doesn’t count.
- “There’s really nothing special about you.” Right. Because it’s how un-special I am that initially attracted you to me so much that you hit on me, got my number, texted me non-stop for weeks, traveled hours to visit me and then dated me? Makes perfect sense.
- “Sorry, I’m just really busy with work.” I think we know all about this one, ladies and gents.
- “I just don’t want a relationship right now.” Ok, so now I understand why we have only been dating each other and acting like a couple for the last year. I wonder what a relationship is like.
- “I can honestly say that you are not good enough for me.” That would explain why you were practically begging me to date you 24-hours earlier and crying like a little bitch.
- “In a few years you’ll think about me…” Who?
OK..I’m going to assume this was written by my niece (since I have hear about #1 before) but, if not, forgive me for going all “aunt who has something to say” on you!
First: Where are you meeting these losers…I mean “men” (using the term loosely for REAL men would NEVER talk to a woman like this)??
Second: sex absolutely does not equal a relationship. In fact, sex outside of a committeted, healthy marriage is a cheap excuse for the real thing.
Third: Whoever said #2 and #5 to you – it had BETTER have been the last thing they EVER said/you EVER heard from them. Seriously – you were raised better than to EVER let some jerk say something like that and then hang around for a SINGLE SECOND longer. I will personally come and beat YOUR butt if this was not the last thing you heard before you hung up the phone or exited FOR GOOD. Their number had better be blocked from your phone and deleted from fb, etc. Seriously – “not special enough”?? Are you kidding me?
Fourth: there ARE some REALLY great men out there…and there is one that is going to trutly GET how unique, special, loving and FABULOUS you are. Hold out for him and choose who you hand out with/date wisely.
And finally: If any of the JERKS that treated MY niece like this are actually reading this…you are blessed that I am living a very long way away. Still, I WILL make it to Chicago one day – and when I do…you had better be far, far away. Seriously – don’t mess with my girl (or any other)…being an insecure bully just shows how pathetic you really are. Just sayin.
Oh…and finally, finally – sorry for the typos…when I’m typing it only lets me see a little portion and then I can’t scroll up to “re-read”!! Guess they excpect shorter comments??? Obviously – I had a few things to “share”!!
But – forgot the most important: I love you!